I'm turning 49 tomorrow.
How did that happen?
I'm about 5 or 6 in this photo.
Oh that skin!!
That beautiful smooth porcelain flawless skin.
I think it's your skin that
gives your age away the most doesn't it?
(When in HELL did my hands get looking so old???)
Martha Stewart tells us "70 is the new 50"
I like the way she thinks...
because with that thought in mind
50 should be the new 30 - yes?
Therefore, 49 should be the new 29...
that's what I'm going with.
Now if you will excuse me,
I have to go put
anti-wrinkle cream on my face
age spot remover on my hands
and anti-age serum on my neck...
I'm not taking any chances...