I've been counting sheep again...
many many many sheep
I'm tired of the constant bouts of sleeplessness.
So off to the pharmacist I went
to see if there was something
"natural and organic"
that I could take to help me keep asleep.
I told her I was tired of counting sheep.
"Try this!" she said.
"It's awesome. I take it myself. It totally works.
Just a 1/4 of a cup before bed and you
sleep like a baby all night long.
No more counting sheep for you.
It was even featured on Dr. Oz.
And it tastes like Cherry Pie!"
Well...who am I to doubt Dr. Oz.
And so even though I hate Cherry Pie,
drink it I did.
3 nights in a row...
Last night I even took a double dose.
1:15 am awake.
Tick tick tick of the clock.
Can't get back to sleep.
Perhaps I misunderstood her.
Perhaps it is the SHEEP that are supposed to
drink the 'miracle juice'...
"Belly up to the glass little sheep!
Tonight you are going down!"