Who's having a birthday today?
Well it's Stanley!
I guess 'back in the day'
his mother's floor was so clean
you could eat off it.
And back in the day
you didn't think twice
about bathing your baby in the kitchen sink
near an electrical appliance and a power outlet.
Oh, you want to play with your gun
around your best friend and the family cat?
Not a problem!
I'm so glad this generation
has so much more common sense...
maybe we don't.
Have a good birthday Stanley!