Thursday, May 14, 2009

Because I Think It's Funny


I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. ~ Erma Bombeck

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. ~ Ellen DeGeneres

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. ~ Bill Cosby

2 comments:

Just Jules said...

love the pics - we too are getting snow this a.m. what is with that I thought it was May?

Donna said...

thank you Catherine! i have had a good start to my day with those funny lines...love Ellen and especially Erma...Bill Cosby is Brian's fav comedian...keep on laughing!

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