Thursday, September 11, 2008

Rules For Visitors

Rules for People Who Visit and Don’t Like My Cat
1. My cat lives here. You don't.
2. If you don't want his hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture; that's why it’s called "fur"niture.
3. I like my cat a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal; to me, he is an adopted son who is short, hairy and walks on all fours.
5. If you are allergic to cats, please feel free to not inhale while visiting.

1 comment:

katrina lauren said...

too cute...and funny....like #2
sometimes i feel bad when our pup attacks guests with LOVE...kisses, jumping up...kisses...frantic tail wags...jumping up(again)...but then i think "get over it people...look how cute he is!!"

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